Log 21 “Arsenal of Freedom”

The best thing to do on a hostile planet? Send all the senior officers down. Theo is confused about Starfleet’s power struggle with the enterprise, Sara imagines the crew’s secret passive-aggressive motivations, Kirby theorizes about…

Log 20 “Heart of Glory”

Guess who’s coming to diner? This episode encourages primal scream therapy to cope with grieving. Our Ensign Theo spends quality time with some free-range Klingons, Sara objects to the shoddy Wi-Fi on Geordi’s GoPro visor,…

Log 19 “Coming of Age”

On this outing we learn that the screening process for Starfleet Academy is a major risk factor for young teens in the future. Kirby demonstrates too much casual knowledge about interrogation, Sara is at odds…

Log 18 “Home Soil”

First contact gets geological for the crew as waterbag-shaming becomes a thing on a terraforming project. Theo gets serious about being touched on the hair, Sara is critical about older NCOs in engineering, and Kirby…

Log 17 “When the Bough Breaks”

The crew matches wits with a planet of compulsive adopters. While Sara backs comprehensive Federation interplanetary adoption policy reform, Theo carves some wooden dolphins, and Kirby argues the value of “an only child” verses mere…

Log 16 “Too Short a Season”

After surviving Too Short A Season the crew declare it cocktail hour, Theo keeps trying to check out of the conversation, Kirby is an unreliable witness to the Iran-Contra Affair, and Sara explains male menopause…

Log 015 “11001001”

The Logcast Crew take a quiz on TNG’s Prime-Time competition, Theo has Sara’s number when it comes to her Holodeck programing, Kirby takes digital backup issues very personally, and a confusion of Angela’s are negotiated.

Log 14 “Angel One”

The crew spent an odd Valentine’s Day Weekend attempting to keep a straight face as they watched Angel One. Sara doesn’t mind matriarchies but objects to monolithic societies, Theo appreciates strong women, Kirby comes up…

Log 13 “Datalore”

The crew struggles with this episode because, despite the fact that they like it, they can’t keep track of what happens. To make matters worse Kirby becomes preoccupied with male android nudity, Theo unexpectedly shows…

Log 12 “The Big Goodbye”

Our crew is excited to explore the holodeck during The Big Goodbye. Theo struggles to understand the technology, Sara guesses about holodeck upgrades, Kirby imagines diplomacy gone horribly wrong and we all question the necessity…

Log 11 “Haven”

Our crew takes a confusing trip to Haven, where they never actually see much of Haven. Sara worries that Troi’s outfit is making her irritable, Kirby imagines a future Harp Channel, Theo wishes the ship…

Log 10 “Hide and Q”

The crew hangs on tight but complains an awful lot as they voyage into Hide and Q. Sara tries to start out the episode by discussing Baywatch Nights instead, Kirby tries to bring clarity to…