Have you ever felt so lazy, you needed someone to do your talking for you? Get ready for the future, you just might need three. But, uh, don’t get too attached. Theo wishes this was a Geordi episode, Sara recognizes that Troi’s abilities makes us all disabled, and Kirby loves a good phaser-cooked skeleton dance. Continue reading

We get our first glimpse at parenting in the future with The Child! Sara makes a declaration about 36 hour pregnancy leave, Kirby uses the phrase “voluntary birth”, Theo decides to focus on Guinan and a lot is made of a hairy chest. A strange white light invades the Enterprise and Troi has a miracle baby in a matter of hours. While the baby grows with incredible speed the enterprise struggles to keep a plasma plague from escaping and wreaking havoc. Continue reading

In this episode the future gets really gross. Sara finds even progressive utopian institutions rely heavily on the patriarchy, Kirby refers to the monsters of the episodes as “neck piglets”, Theo feels a sticky universe would be icky, and no one is shocked by the plot of an episode titled “Conspiracy”. Continue reading