The crew hangs on tight but complains an awful lot as they voyage into Hide and Q. Sara tries to start out the episode by discussing Baywatch Nights instead, Kirby tries to bring clarity to the confusion, Theo goes to a really dark place and we all end the episode as Sadder and Wiser ensigns.
Q transports the bridge crew to a landscape where they are attacked by humanoids and grants Commander Riker the powers of a member of the Q Continuum.
Baywatch Nights – A crazy spin-off of the popular beach show. Nights went from plain detective show to sci-fi in the second season putting Hasselhoff against sea-monsters, vampires, and cryogenic Vikings.
Thomas the Tank Engine – The most popular thing since Baywatch. We look forward to the inevitable “Thomas the Tank Engine Nights”. The Horror.